Tuesday, January 21, 2014

A Complaining Nation

Kenyans never cease to amaze. And of course I won’t bother to remind you of the fact that we are one of the most gullible and greedy people on the continent. You are asking me the reason? Simple. Quail and their eggs. Enough said.

The former president liked to always refer to us as a working nation. The truth in that is of course not disputable, the only difference being that those who work get nothing while the lazy ass lords get paid. Anyway that was not my point. My point is, maybe he should referred to us as the complaining nation. Worth to note, ‘nation’ here refers to Kenyans on social media platforms.

Man, do we complain? Sometimes I wonder where my generation grew up. A cheap smartphone is all we need and you would think we run this shit. We complain about the government, institutions, and companies and just about everything else that will earn you retweets and likes and comments.

If Kenyans on social media are a miniature Kenya, then this country must be full of saints. We chastise, shame, twitterbigstick, insult, ignorantly opine and preach and rant about how this country is screwed up by just about anyone else but us. But then you wonder, the everyday ills we have in this country, are they the work of ‘polluticians’? Drivers that hit pedestrians and zoom off, are they sent by Kenya Power (Power is silent) or other companies that we pour so much vitriol upon on social media that a foreigner will think nothing works in this country?

The middle class (and wannabes) just get comfortable taking photos for Instagram and Twitter and Facebook about how bombo thing are, then just walk away expecting someone else to come fix. They complain about ‘polluticians’ but don’t bother to vote, twitpic errant motorists hitting pedestrians but don’t bother to stop and attend to victims.

Someone said something about everyone being the change that they want to see. Apparently not in this country...

And I think I’m complaining too!

Rastafari Bless!

It’s a New Year!



Sometimes I just surprise myself…by the laziness I exhibit when it comes to writing. Sometimes the thought of penning down a piece just wears me down. Not sure if it has anything to do with the mental tiredness I get from the warehouse where I work (hint; I’m not a loader or anything like that) or it’s just plain laziness. Then a sudden orgasmic rush comes over me and I’m suddenly typing away, whether for the in-house company publication or just random stuff that is never read by anyone else but me. (I’m told tweeting and Whatsapping do not qualify as writing)

Anyway, we are well into 2014 and the Dread is alive and so thankful to the Most High for the same. A lot has gone down since the last time I wrote here. (You voted your thieves peacefully like I implored in my last post, and you are the judges whether they are kinder or meaner thieves than the previous ones or the ones you didn’t vote for.) The Dread is now ‘gainfully employed,’ is an expecting dad, almost married (I survived that once, but it looks like I might not be this lucky this time round,) and a lot other things.

All the TMI about me said and done, I’m writing to sincerely wish you a productive 2014, remind you that you need to let go of those BS New Year resolutions and focus on living to better your current situation, new year or not.

Oh and please remember to keep Man United in your prayers. They are going through a very difficult PERIOD to the point of considering ALWAYS as their shirt sponsors.

Rastafari Bless!